(I shouldn’t be reading the comments at the Brooklyn Flea site. It’s making me nervous.)

In any case, if you’re in the area, feel free to stop by and say hello. I’ll be one of those “mediocre brooklynites” selling my “gritless and souless” goods that have “no spirit or quirkiness or spontaneity.”

Oh, and I’ll be selling my paper goods and wedding invitations as well.

Wish me luck!